1 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:14,041 I suppose there are a few compensations about living here. 2 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:17,445 Bea is pretty good, and there's always Hazel. 3 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:21,749 You go be late. 4 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:26,554 Oh, come on, Hazel. Just a quick one. 5 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,791 You must go for work. 6 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:36,564 Three years in the tropics, and still no sign of a tan. 7 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:40,367 I'll just have to wait until all my freckles join up. 8 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,204 I wonder what London did with my file. 9 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,440 Lost it, I suppose. 10 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,143 I'll be here forever. 11 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,110 * 12 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:54,201 Hi. Hi, sir. 13 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:57,238 Watchum car? Yes. Watchum good. 14 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,974 See you next time. Bye. 15 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:19,160 Fill in the form, and bring it back by Monday. Don't forget. 16 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,738 What the hell's going on, Kojo? 17 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,841 Christmas is coming, sir. The birth of our Lord Jesus. 18 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,611 Down, all of it. Down? You mean-- 19 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:41,783 Every last ribbon. Every... strip of tinsel. 20 00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:46,287 But I thought all white men like Christmas, sir. You were misinformed. 21 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:51,592 I loath and despise Christmas. I... abominate Christmas! 22 00:04:51,693 --> 00:04:54,729 - Morning! - Hello, Dickie. 23 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:58,432 Cutting it a bit fine, aren't you? What? 24 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,702 Aren't you meant to be at the airport? 25 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:04,071 Everything's under control. I'm allowing for African flight schedules. 26 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,774 Ah! Masterful. 27 00:05:11,713 --> 00:05:15,282 Oh, ah, these need your signature. 28 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,852 Visa applications. 29 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:23,758 Step on it, Peter, we're late! Yes, sir. 30 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:26,593 Why are you bloody stopping? Sir, the street, I must-- 31 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,495 Drive on, man, for Christ's sake! 32 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,032 [ Brakes Squealing, Horn Honking ] 33 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:34,035 You maniac! Watch where you're going! 34 00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:36,470 You're not in the bloody bush now! 35 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,874 And move that wreck. This is an official car on-- 36 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:43,911 You aren't talking to me, are you, sonny? 37 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:49,450 Ah... yes, well, perhaps I was a little hasty-- 38 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,919 You dosey bastard. 39 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,221 You're very lucky you're not mincemeat. 40 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:57,024 Sorry. 41 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,328 All right. 42 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,098 Jesus! 43 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:08,202 That's Alex Murray, isn't it? Yes, sir. That's him. 44 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,037 A very good man. 45 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,565 - That's me, of course. - It's not valid. 46 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:42,103 Not valid? How could it be bloody invalid? 47 00:06:42,203 --> 00:06:44,839 I'm a diplomat! He's the British High Commissioner, you idiot. 48 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:48,876 He must go back to London for residence permit. 49 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:52,546 Go back? Don't be bloody stupid! It's out of the question. 50 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:56,283 I'll have your job. I happen to be the British High Commissioner. 51 00:06:56,383 --> 00:07:00,721 Oh, Leafy, thank God. Talk to this fellow, will you? 52 00:07:00,822 --> 00:07:04,491 I can't enter the bloody country. Don't even want to enter the damn place. 53 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,228 This wouldn't have happened in the old days. Damn right. 54 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,666 It appears this problem of the visa can be overcome... 55 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,137 Ah! With a payment of 50 pounds. 56 00:07:16,237 --> 00:07:19,673 What? Impossible! Absolutely out of the question. 57 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,743 It might be advisable, Arthur. 58 00:07:22,844 --> 00:07:26,213 He did mention the possibility of an anal search. 59 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:31,185 Oh. 60 00:07:41,362 --> 00:07:43,230 Welcome. 61 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,167 * 62 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:52,806 Oh, no! No, no. I thought, who wants Paris or Washington? 63 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:56,443 Africa's where it's all happening. So exciting! 64 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:59,180 There's all the... bush! 65 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,483 The animals! 66 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,186 I thought you'd been applying for a transfer. Transfer? 67 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:07,754 Don't be bloody silly. Been trying to extend my term. 68 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,591 Enjoying yourself, darling? 69 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,060 Mind if I steal this one for a minute? 70 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,962 Leafy. 71 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:18,966 So, you were at Rodean! My sister was at Rodean. 72 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:22,403 You know this chap Sam Adekunle? 73 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:26,140 Adekunle. Head of the K.N.P. No, not personally. 74 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:31,012 They found these bloody huge oil reserves off the coast. Vast! 75 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:34,381 And we don't want the French or the Yanks or the Germans... 76 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:38,119 pumping the stuff out. What do you propose to do about it? 77 00:08:38,219 --> 00:08:41,956 - Not me. You. - Sorry, Arthur. What do I propose to do about it? 78 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:45,326 Get to know Adekunle socially. Influence him. 79 00:08:45,426 --> 00:08:48,829 I need hardly tell you that success here... 80 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:51,098 will be our passport out of this place. 81 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:55,469 I'd like something harsh, cruel and inexplicable to happen to Fanshawe. 82 00:08:55,569 --> 00:09:00,541 Something shocking and arbitrary just to put him in touch with real life again. 83 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,277 Supercilious twit! 84 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,613 Umbrella! 85 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,283 Friday! 86 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:13,020 Umbrella! 87 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:19,493 Jesus Christ! Bloody-- 88 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,874 Merde! 89 00:09:33,975 --> 00:09:36,143 Mon dieu! Ca va pas, monsieur? 90 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,546 Evening, Friday. I'm home! Je suis ici. 91 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:44,218 When I call for an umbrella, mon parapluie, 92 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:48,355 I expect you-- I always put your umbrella on backseat of car, sir. 93 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:53,427 Every day I tell you. Oh. Well, keep telling me. 94 00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:57,664 Anyway, I want a gin and tonic tres vite-- 95 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,069 Chop ready? I'm starving. 96 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:06,173 No, sir. No chop. Why not? Pourquoi? 97 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,742 Last night you never come home. 98 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:12,213 Today you never call me. Oh. 99 00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:14,948 It's just a few minutes, sir. I do les oeufs. 100 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:21,322 The K.N.P. will stamp out the taking of bribes and political corruption. 101 00:10:21,422 --> 00:10:26,560 Do some sausages with those oeufs, will you? 102 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:32,366 The K.N.P. will bring Kinjanja pride and prosperity in Africa. 103 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,210 Ah... shit! 104 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,613 Bloody hell! Stupid, fucking asshole! 105 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:49,783 [ Fanshawe Clears Throat ] 106 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,886 Hello, Arthur, Chloe, Priscilla. 107 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,522 Just showing Priscilla around the nerve center. 108 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:58,092 What super Christmas decorations! What? 109 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:02,463 Oh! Just one of my talents. 110 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:07,000 Cheers the place up... bit of the Christmas spirit. They're so artistically done! 111 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:11,705 Really? I just supervised it all actually. The uh-- 112 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,076 Good God! What are you doing, man? 113 00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:17,511 Sir, yesterday you said to me... 114 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,547 to take down all the Christmas decorations. I said what? 115 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,717 Oh, nonsense! Kojo, just leave them. Now, come on. 116 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,552 Put that back up. Come on, Kojo. 117 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,289 Chloe and I were years in the East. 118 00:11:28,389 --> 00:11:31,558 A beautiful elegant person, your oriental. 119 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,561 Harmony, you know. That's the back of it all. 120 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:39,333 The yin and yang. Yin and yang, eh, Chloe? 121 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,435 Quite. 122 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,239 Of course such incidents as the Tiananmen Square massacre... 123 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:47,408 could be said to detract somewhat... 124 00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:51,245 from the oriental reputation for harmony. 125 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:55,816 In fairness, Mr. Adekunle, Africa could hardly be said to be a peaceful continent. 126 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,485 What of Europe, Mr. Fanshawe? 127 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,689 Two world wars in one century, and how many minor conflicts? 128 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,304 The Royal House of Windsor. 129 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:22,409 [ Movie Continues Indistinct ] 130 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,280 Not enjoying the show? 131 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,252 I, uh-- 132 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:34,488 I thought I'd sit it out. It's not very British of you. 133 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:39,460 Nor of you! I'm not British... anymore. 134 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,662 Anyway, it makes me homesick. 135 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:48,202 How are your plans coming along with Sam Adekunle? 136 00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:52,373 Oh! Um... not too well actually. 137 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,610 Perhaps your Mr. Fanshawe is something of a drawback. 138 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,580 That's always been the case. 139 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,650 No, it's getting anywhere near Adekunle that's the problem. 140 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,388 We won't be getting him back here again. The Royal film should see to that. 141 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:10,924 Well, maybe I could arrange something. You could? 142 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,460 I mean... you could? 143 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,097 I think so. I'm Celia Adekunle, 144 00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:19,900 Sam's wife. 145 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:28,475 Now the queen, with pages behind her, goes down this royal gallery. 146 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:32,279 People bow as she passes. Women of the Bedchamber on the right, 147 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,515 the Mistress of the Robes, the Duchess of Grafton-- 148 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:49,930 Ha! That's it! Nine-zero. 149 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:57,438 Yes, sir? I coming, sir. 150 00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:02,008 Morgan? Mmm? 151 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:06,179 Just between us, Chloe and I are a bit concerned about Priscilla. 152 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,782 Priscilla? Yes. She was engaged to a chap. 153 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:13,987 Simon Latimer-Harvey. Very good family. Father's a rear admiral. 154 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,658 Would that be Rear Admiral Latimer 155 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,193 The very same! 156 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,464 Then out of the blue, last month he announces it's all over, 157 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,532 and he's going to marry this Malaysian girl. 158 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,935 In Singapore! Can you imagine? 159 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,738 Incredible. Yes. 160 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:35,309 So this trip's really a bit of serious therapy for her. 161 00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:39,846 You know your way around here. Show her the sights. 162 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,882 Just leave it to me, Arthur. 163 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,851 I'll see she gets a taste of the local culture. 164 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,638 No, Morgan. Not now. 165 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:10,677 Did daddy tell you, by any chance, the real reason I came this Christmas? 166 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:15,015 No. Actually... I thought you just wanted a holiday. 167 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,319 No. I-- 168 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:22,456 Well, I was engaged to this chap, Simon Latimer-Harvey. 169 00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:25,692 And one day, I just knew it was all wrong. 170 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:29,363 I told him, "Simon, it's over." Just like that. 171 00:15:29,463 --> 00:15:32,466 How long was it? How long was what? 172 00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:37,538 The engagement. Oh! Two years. 173 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:42,008 But as I told him, if you fall out of love... you fall out of love! 174 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,747 You're an incredibly attractive girl, Priscilla. 175 00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:50,050 Incredibly. 176 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,386 You're the sweetest man. 177 00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:56,623 But I'm not ready for another involvement... yet. 178 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,246 Oh, Jesus Christ! Who the fuck are you? 179 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,384 What are you-- Hi, man. I'm Sonny. 180 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,185 What are you doing here? 181 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:30,457 I go be Hazel's brother. She say I can go stay here for this night. 182 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:34,528 Hazel's brother? I didn't know she had one. 183 00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:38,465 Yeah, man. Same father, different wife. 184 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,568 Oh. Well, you can't stay here I'm afraid. 185 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,870 This isn't Hazel's flat. It's mine. 186 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:48,509 That's okay, man. If you don't want me, I go. 187 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:52,779 So long. Where's Hazel, anyway? 188 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,516 She's for here. 189 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,890 Look, just what the hell's going on? 190 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:08,562 Can't you ever keep this bloody place tidy? Where's Sonny? 191 00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:12,666 Sonny's gone. Sonny's been kicked out. 192 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,937 For why? "For why?" Because this is my flat which I pay for. 193 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,541 Not some transit camp. Sonny done be my friend! 194 00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:23,009 All the time I here by myself and my friend come to greet me. 195 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,345 You done shame for me. 196 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:29,082 Yes. Well, haven't you got any women friends? 197 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:33,119 Why we never go out like man and woman? You tell me this. 198 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,323 Well-- 199 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,061 Well, we will... soon. 200 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,797 It's just that-- 201 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:48,368 I don't like going out much because-- 202 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:52,506 Well, because I find we have... 203 00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:56,042 much more fun when we stay in. 204 00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:10,724 Oh. Ow. 205 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,114 Oh, my God! 206 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,867 Can I help you, sir? Emergency. 207 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,671 You can't go up there. British High Commission. Emergency. 208 00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:09,082 Ah! Excuse me, I need to see the doc-- 209 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,253 Dr. Murray! 210 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,355 I'm Morgan Leafy, 211 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:20,460 First Secretary of the High Commission. Oh, yes, the diplomat. 212 00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:22,428 Mr. Leafy. 213 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,134 Sorry we've not had a chance to get to know each other, 214 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,303 properly, that is. 215 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,639 Have you been out here long? 216 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,775 Twenty-three years. 217 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,210 Oh. [ Murray speaking Kinjanjan ] 218 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,720 Now, what can I do for you? 219 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,322 Well, actually, it's a little embarrassing. 220 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,862 You didn't see all the people waiting outside? 221 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,932 Well-- 222 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,602 yes, but I was a little concerned, so-- 223 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,739 So you just jumped the queue of 150 people! 224 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,814 What's your problem? 225 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:17,584 Well... last night I went to the lavatory and it was... 226 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:22,188 excruciatingly painful. 227 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,157 And there was, I think, 228 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:29,529 in fact there definitely was some... discharge. 229 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,564 But it's only happened once. Hasn't recurred. 230 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,600 Right. Let's have a look. 231 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,803 What, you mean-- Here. 232 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,239 Come on. Breeks down, the lot. 233 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,392 Um... see anything? 234 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,995 Nothing significant. 235 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,499 Any cankers? 236 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,636 Any what? Sores, boils, rashes. 237 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:13,239 Crabs Good God, no! 238 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,311 All right. You can get dressed. 239 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,613 What do you think? Hopefully it's nongonococcal. 240 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,949 That sounds ghastly. 241 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,986 It's probably not too serious. 242 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,354 Here. Shake the dew off the lily. 243 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,991 Over there. 244 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,672 Are you having sex with anyone out here? What? 245 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,608 Sex? Mmm. 246 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:51,444 Oh, yes, there's, um... there's this girl. 247 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,114 Girl? A local girl... 248 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:58,118 that I see, I mean... I have been seeing for some while. 249 00:21:58,218 --> 00:21:59,886 Do you use a sheath? 250 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,288 I think she's on the pill. In fact, I'm sure she is. 251 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:06,760 You should always use a sheath. It's a barrier against infection. 252 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,131 This girl is perfectly respectable! 253 00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:14,901 So much the better. 254 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,671 We're all walking on thin ice. 255 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:23,143 All of us. Every little precaution helps. 256 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,093 Kinjanja! 257 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,840 I guess that's the end of that. 258 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,377 So you made it! Of course! 259 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,781 That's all very fetching. 260 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:04,184 Thank you. Sam likes me to wear it at political rallies. 261 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:07,921 Come with me. 262 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,601 All these political parties in Kinjanja. There must be 30! 263 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:27,107 At least I made a big effort to learn as little as possible about them. 264 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:31,845 Incredible to think British government policy could be based on my report. 265 00:23:31,945 --> 00:23:34,047 Wonderful speech! 266 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:37,818 Do you speak Kinjanjan? No. 267 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:41,454 But the... the tone, the mood! 268 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,256 Sit. 269 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,997 So? 270 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:56,502 Yes, um, we... my government... 271 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,605 would be pleased to arrange your travel and accommodation... 272 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,642 if you could see your way... 273 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,778 to visiting Britain in the near future. 274 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,081 First-class air tickets and a suite at Claridges? 275 00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:10,984 Business-class, we thought. 276 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:14,754 Oh, no, no! No, first-class, of course. 277 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,125 My God. 278 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,596 Mr. Fanshawe must think of us Africans in simplistic terms. Yes! 279 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,599 Oh, no, no! I mean... 280 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,870 simplistic in the sense that... 281 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,305 we hold you in the highest regard. 282 00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:41,581 We'll see if my staff can fit your offer into my itinerary. 283 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:47,187 Itinerary? You mean-- When I've visited Paris, Rome, Washington, Berlin, 284 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:50,056 there might be time for a day or two in London. 285 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:54,660 Rome, Berlin, Washington and Paris? That's what he said. 286 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,964 If we don't get him to London, I'll be spending my life in this place! 287 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:01,767 It could be worse. You could be in New Zealand! 288 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:05,105 That's it! That's where they'll send me. 289 00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:07,773 Do stop whingeing, Arthur. Have another drink. 290 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,010 Aren't you dancing, Morgie? 291 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:14,680 Me? Who with? Me, of course. 292 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:17,117 Come on, silly. 293 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:41,207 You know, the other day I was a bit... standoffish. 294 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:42,842 Yes. 295 00:25:42,943 --> 00:25:46,012 I feel different tonight. More relaxed. 296 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:50,350 We could slip back to your place for a drink. 297 00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:53,119 I'm tired of dancing. 298 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,456 Right. 299 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,926 I'll just go and powder my nose. 300 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,095 * Sounds of Africa 301 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:06,232 * Music, music out of Africa * 302 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:10,703 * Music sounds of Africa * 303 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:14,240 * Music, music out of Africa * 304 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:18,011 * Music sounds of Africa * 305 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:22,615 * Music, music out of Africa * 306 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,558 Evening, Doc! 307 00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:36,262 Ah! Good evening. 308 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:39,865 By the way, I'm feeling great. 309 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,268 No recurrence of my little problem. 310 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,570 You obviously didn't get my note. 311 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:47,040 Note? No. 312 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:52,745 My initial diagnosis was wrong about it being nongonococcal. So it probably was. 313 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:56,782 Never mind, Doc, you can't win 'em all. You don't understand. 314 00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:59,219 It's not... nongonococcal. 315 00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:01,587 What? 316 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:04,590 It is... gonococcal. 317 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:06,759 What does that mean? 318 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:09,862 You have an unfamiliar bacillus. 319 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,965 Bacillus? Sounds like the plague or something. 320 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:16,269 It could be a rare strain of gonorrhea. 321 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,904 What? 322 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:21,407 What did you say? 323 00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:23,609 A rare strain of-- No, no, no, I understand. 324 00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:27,880 I'll be doing further tests, but meanwhile there has to be a complete ban. 325 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,250 Ban? Ban on what? 326 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:35,021 Alcohol. Sex. Your two favorite pastimes. 327 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:43,029 Ready? 328 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:47,233 Morgie? 329 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:55,641 Some nights I just want to do the wildest things. 330 00:27:55,741 --> 00:27:59,079 Climb mountains barefoot. 331 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:01,881 Swim in phosphorus seas. 332 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,784 Search for lost cities. 333 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:08,588 Don't you ever feel like that, Morgie? 334 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:13,493 Morgie, you're not listening. Sorry, Priss, I-- 335 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:16,896 Look, maybe I should just drop you off at home. It's not far. 336 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,931 Very funny! 337 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,767 Stop teasing. 338 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:35,415 Oh... look at that moon! 339 00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:37,817 Africa! Africa! 340 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,321 Bloody Africa. 341 00:28:51,331 --> 00:28:54,767 * 342 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:57,237 * 343 00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:10,250 * The night is like a lovely tune * Morgie? 344 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:12,685 * Beware 345 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:17,022 * My foolish heart 346 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:22,395 * How wide the ever constant moon * 347 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:25,865 Priscilla, there's something I-- * Take care 348 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:28,501 * My foolish heart 349 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,471 I never thought I'd feel like this again... 350 00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:34,974 after Simon. 351 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:37,877 Never thought a man would attract me again... 352 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,547 until you. 353 00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:44,217 Priscilla, 354 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:47,920 I... I don't think your parents... 355 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,756 would approve of us. 356 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,697 Oh, my God. Don't you think I'm beautiful? 357 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,133 I feel beautiful! 358 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:03,769 Oh, please! 359 00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:06,706 I want you, Morgie. 360 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,809 I want to give myself to you. Oh, Priscilla. 361 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,845 Oh, no. Oh, please. 362 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,485 No. No, don't touch it! Whatever you do, 363 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:22,955 don't touch it! What? What's going on? 364 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,325 What is it? Priscilla, I-- 365 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:28,294 I can't explain. You see, I-- 366 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:33,433 I thought it would be better if we, you know, got to know each other. 367 00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:38,771 Take me home. 368 00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:00,460 There is an explanation for all this. 369 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,096 Please don't think-- I feel sorry for men like you. 370 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:08,334 I'm just furious I didn't see it earlier. You're pathetic creatures, 371 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:11,404 with your big talk, your sexy swagger. 372 00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:15,007 Pathetic, weak, feeble creatures! 373 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:18,444 I don't hate you, Morgan. I pity you. 374 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,389 Yes! 375 00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:06,759 Oh, yes, hello, Arthur. 376 00:32:06,859 --> 00:32:08,894 What can I do for you? 377 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:12,765 What 378 00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,435 What's going on? 379 00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:17,970 No, no. No, no. I'll-- yes. 380 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,873 Innocence is dead. 381 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,008 Innocence is dead? 382 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:28,981 Do you mean we're all guilty? Original sin, that sort of thing? 383 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,718 Innocence, the maid! She's dead. 384 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:36,856 Struck by lightning. Absolutely ghastly. Poor Innocence. 385 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:41,494 It's too, too ghastly. Oh, yes, of course! It's horrible! 386 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,433 What am I meant to do about it? 387 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,802 There's a problem. Kojo knows about it. 388 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,074 I can't deal with it. I want you to sort it out. 389 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,076 Me? But-- Yes, you! 390 00:32:57,176 --> 00:33:01,447 I can't make any sense of the African mind. None. Now the oriental-- 391 00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,383 Arthur, for goodness sake! 392 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:06,586 He's terribly upset. 393 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:12,492 Poor darling. I'm afraid this has ruined your lovely evening. 394 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,448 Good evening, Isaiah. 395 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:42,287 Don't touch the body, sir! 396 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:46,158 Never touch her, sir. This be Shango killing. Never touch the body. 397 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:49,294 Shango killing? Who the hell is Shango? 398 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:54,467 Shango is god in sky. Shango's the god of thunder, the god of storm and lightning. 399 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:56,869 Shango has killed this woman. 400 00:33:56,969 --> 00:34:00,973 Come on, Kojo, you don't believe all that? 401 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:04,410 If anybody touch this woman, it brings much trouble, plenty Wahallah. 402 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:06,546 Plenty, sir. 403 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:09,048 You no go die well. 404 00:34:13,686 --> 00:34:18,157 Ah, here come the undertakers. Sorry, chaps. 405 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,892 It's out of your hands now. 406 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:36,141 Shango! Shango! This be Shango killing! 407 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,744 Shango! 408 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:43,048 Shango! Shango! 409 00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:46,486 Shango! Shango! 410 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:49,555 I don't believe it. 411 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:54,794 So, what do we do? 412 00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:58,798 You must make one big Juju. Bring the fetish priest here for Shango. 413 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:02,768 All right, Kojo, find me a fetish priest. 414 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:05,471 The family must do it, sir. 415 00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:10,576 All right. Where's the family? 416 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:15,648 This is Ijeoma, sir, the sister to Innocence. 417 00:35:15,748 --> 00:35:19,919 But, sir, she's got no money. 418 00:35:20,019 --> 00:35:23,255 Well, I'll... I'll lend her a few bob. How much does she need? 419 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:28,494 Sir, a Juju man could be 20 thousand Janjans! Twenty thousand? 420 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:32,732 Yes, sir. She must find all her relatives, and they put the money together. 421 00:35:32,832 --> 00:35:35,868 How long will that take? Maybe a week, sir. 422 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:40,072 But what about the body? It must stay, sir. 423 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:43,008 Shango. Shango! 424 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:46,278 Shango! Shango! 425 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:50,249 - Yes. Died instantly. 426 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,853 The idea is that you come to the doctor while the patient is still alive. 427 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:56,722 What do you mean? You need an undertaker! 428 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,592 But, listen. I just told you-- No! No way! 429 00:35:59,692 --> 00:36:03,663 -Well, it's the opposite of yes. 430 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:08,868 But you don't understand. I can't get anyone to move the body. 431 00:36:08,968 --> 00:36:13,505 Some crazy religious idea. Shango. 432 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:19,378 Nothing will happen until the rites are performed. Absolutely nothing. 433 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,614 All right? 434 00:36:21,714 --> 00:36:24,049 Take a look around you, Leafy. 435 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:28,053 Ask a few questions. Find out about the place you're living in. 436 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:36,929 What about the fucking Hippocratic oath, eh? 437 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,932 You're meant to be a fucking doctor, aren't you? 438 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:44,536 You mean-spirited, selfish Scottish bastard! 439 00:36:47,607 --> 00:36:52,111 Watch it, Murray. I warn you. I won't be held responsible for-- 440 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:53,312 Aaah! 441 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:59,384 Never ever talk to me like that, you little English shit! 442 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,854 Or I'll rip your fucking tongue out! 443 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:12,632 It's unbelievable! A pagan religion at the end of the 20th century. 444 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:15,768 Well, Arthur, I mean, 445 00:37:15,868 --> 00:37:20,940 really at the end of the day, is it any more ridiculous than our religious notions? 446 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,678 Our sky God is tortured to death and miraculously comes back to life. 447 00:37:25,778 --> 00:37:28,080 Bread and wine become his flesh and blood. 448 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:32,051 I will not stand out here and listen to you spout heresy, Leafy! 449 00:37:32,151 --> 00:37:34,920 All I'm concerned about is the visit. 450 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,658 What visit? The royal visit. 451 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:41,226 What... royal visit? 452 00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:44,797 In a few days, a close relative of the queen... 453 00:37:44,897 --> 00:37:47,399 will be staying in the residence's guest suite. 454 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:51,303 And I don't want her staring out of her bedroom window at a festering corpse! 455 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:54,606 What member of the royal family? 456 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,876 The Duchess of Ripon. 457 00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:58,878 Never heard of her. That is irrelevant. 458 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:01,546 She is 42nd in line to the throne. A royal! 459 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:04,884 Now, get that body removed! 460 00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:08,721 My knighthood's at stake, and I'm holding you responsible. 461 00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:13,726 Poor Innocence. 462 00:38:13,826 --> 00:38:16,796 And to think she's just lying there. 463 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:18,731 Such a terrible business. 464 00:38:18,831 --> 00:38:21,633 Go on, give it a little twirl. 465 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:24,536 I hope there's some cut-price Juju men hanging around Nkongsamba these days. 466 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,172 Now, put the beard on. 467 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:37,516 Not bad. Not bad at all. 468 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:40,252 Just... take your trousers off a minute. 469 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:43,388 I want to alter them. Come on! I haven't got all day. 470 00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:08,948 I've, uh-- 471 00:39:09,048 --> 00:39:12,617 I've just remembered something very important. 472 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,686 Something I must... do. 473 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,137 Oh... God! 474 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,086 Oh... blast! 475 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:53,092 Ah! You found the Juju man? 476 00:39:53,192 --> 00:39:55,928 No, sir, not yet. 477 00:39:56,028 --> 00:39:58,163 This come for you, sir. Hmm? 478 00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:02,501 So nice of you to come over, Mr. Leafy. 479 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,104 I thought over your proposal... 480 00:40:05,204 --> 00:40:07,506 and decided to accept your kind offer. 481 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,608 You'll visit London. Excellent! 482 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,710 I'll arrange-- London... tomorrow. 483 00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:16,048 Tomorrow? That's a bit difficult. I mean-- 484 00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:20,252 No, no, no, no, no. Tomorrow will be fine. First-class of course. 485 00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:24,556 Yes, of course. A suite at the Savoy, I think. A suite overlooking the river. 486 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,892 Savoy. River. Mm-hmm. 487 00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,028 - And adjacent suites for my assistants. 488 00:40:29,128 --> 00:40:32,031 - Yes, assistants. 489 00:40:32,131 --> 00:40:36,535 - Four. - And they'll require tickets too? 490 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:42,407 If I'm correct in assuming that it's still a requirement of British Airways. 491 00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:45,410 One moment please. Professor Adekunle. 492 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:50,883 So good doing business with you, Mr. Leafy. 493 00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:58,958 Something wrong? No, no, no. 494 00:40:59,058 --> 00:41:01,626 No. Apart from everything else, I've just picked up... 495 00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:05,264 this bloody suppurating sexual disease... 496 00:41:05,364 --> 00:41:08,800 because you've been knocking off that bloody Sonny on the side, I wouldn't wonder. 497 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,802 He's my brother! I go tell you a hundred time. 498 00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:12,872 How am I supposed to know that, eh? 499 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,340 But what of you? You go sleep with plenty, plenty woman! 500 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,744 You go after that English girl! That Priscilla. 501 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:22,481 What I do is my own business! 502 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,750 I go then. 503 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:29,421 You keep your apartment for you and your sick-looking white girls. 504 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:32,391 Hazel. Hazel! 505 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:38,797 Hazel! 506 00:41:38,898 --> 00:41:42,801 She wants me to take her to some of the Embassy parties, that's what she wants. 507 00:41:42,902 --> 00:41:46,238 Disaster! I can imagine Fanshawe's prissy voice... 508 00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:49,308 when he finds out I met her in a downtown bar! 509 00:41:49,408 --> 00:41:52,177 Just a bit upset, that's all. Lots of things going wrong. 510 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:55,114 You think I be just a tap-tap girl. 511 00:41:55,214 --> 00:41:59,718 Now, Hazel, I never called you a tap 512 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:03,255 There. 513 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:06,358 Now that's better. 514 00:42:13,032 --> 00:42:16,335 Hazel, you don't believe in that witch doctor stuff do you? 515 00:42:16,435 --> 00:42:18,971 That old stuff? No! 516 00:42:19,071 --> 00:42:22,908 That's for Bush people. I modern girl! 517 00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:28,647 What do you think of all this Shango business? Shango? He most powerful god. 518 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:32,551 Don't make him angry. He make plenty wahallah for you. 519 00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:37,389 I think he already has. 520 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,132 Mr. Leafy, the doctor will see you now. 521 00:42:58,210 --> 00:43:01,046 How-- how serious is this? 522 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:05,650 I mean, will there be any facial disfigurement? 523 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:10,055 I hear nostrils are the first thing to go, sort of rot away. 524 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:12,691 Or loss of sanity. That sort of thing. 525 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,859 No. Good news. 526 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,697 You're all clear. 527 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:21,066 Oh, thank God! I-- 528 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,071 But I... I don't understand. 529 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,474 The pain was-- it was agonizing, excruciating. 530 00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:34,313 Well, we found nothing significant except-- Except what? 531 00:43:34,413 --> 00:43:37,716 The urine had an unusually high alcohol content. 532 00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:41,320 Oh, that! Ha! I can handle that. 533 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:43,422 It's the other stuff that terrified me. 534 00:43:43,522 --> 00:43:45,357 I see. 535 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:49,828 Listen, if you go around indiscriminately dipping your wick, 536 00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:51,896 you get infected! 537 00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:54,933 What is it about Murray that makes me want to dash out his brains? 538 00:43:55,034 --> 00:44:00,405 Run him over with his car? Hack him into dog meat with a machete? 539 00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:04,143 Who do you think you are, my father? Some sort of moral storm trooper? 540 00:44:04,243 --> 00:44:06,545 I'm not a child. You can't lecture me. Yes, I can! 541 00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:11,416 If you listen to what I have to say, I might never have to see you again. 542 00:44:11,516 --> 00:44:15,054 That would be better than money in the bank. 543 00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:19,724 Perish the thought. 544 00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:30,535 Your gin and tonic, sir. 545 00:44:35,774 --> 00:44:38,143 Drowning your sorrows? 546 00:44:38,243 --> 00:44:42,147 Ah! I, uh... I think I'm celebrating. 547 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:46,218 I had some tropical bug, but it's all gone now. 548 00:44:46,318 --> 00:44:49,888 What about you? Working hard? 549 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:53,492 Hard as usual. 550 00:44:53,592 --> 00:44:57,229 Sam's out of town on business. I know. 551 00:44:57,329 --> 00:44:59,864 What do you mean? He's in London. 552 00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:02,934 London? Yes. Well, we invited him. I-- 553 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,071 I'm sorry. I assumed you knew. 554 00:45:07,439 --> 00:45:09,808 So I'm even more at a loose end than I thought. 555 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:14,679 Anyway, what are you doing on Friday evening? 556 00:45:14,779 --> 00:45:19,017 I thought I'd write a chapter or two of my novel. 557 00:45:19,118 --> 00:45:21,220 Absolutely nothing. 558 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,290 Why don't you come and have a drink with me then? 7:00? 559 00:45:29,528 --> 00:45:32,797 I was just scraping by on a student grant. 560 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:37,902 And suddenly there was Sam on the staff, and we all fell in love with him. 561 00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,639 Anyway, we were all after him, and I got him! 562 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:45,144 After a while, we went to America. 563 00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:49,214 That was okay. 564 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:53,452 And then we came here... and things changed. 565 00:45:53,552 --> 00:45:58,390 Why? Oh, come on, you must've noticed! Here they treat him like a god! 566 00:46:00,192 --> 00:46:03,928 And that makes him different. 567 00:46:04,028 --> 00:46:06,097 It's just so hard. 568 00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:11,303 And then there are the women who are everywhere. 569 00:46:11,403 --> 00:46:17,309 I suppose he'll be taking one of his girlfriends to London, one of his assistants. 570 00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:18,810 Mmm. 571 00:46:20,279 --> 00:46:23,182 Let's not talk about Sam anymore. 572 00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:26,651 Everyone's always talking about Sam. 573 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,424 Let's talk about you... 574 00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:34,826 and me. 575 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:06,391 What-- 576 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:09,494 You're back. 577 00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:14,466 How perceptive of you, Mr. Leafy. 578 00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:19,103 And how nice of you... to entertain my wife in my absence. 579 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:24,175 I don't want you to think-- Don't... tell me what to think, Mr. Leafy. 580 00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:29,348 Are you familiar, perhaps, with the local phrase "plenty wahallah"? 581 00:47:29,448 --> 00:47:31,383 Hmm? 582 00:47:31,483 --> 00:47:33,418 That's what you're in now! 583 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,906 I know you! 584 00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:59,711 You're Sonny. You're-- You're right, man. I go be Hazel's brother. 585 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:26,605 Look over there, Mr. Leafy. 586 00:48:26,705 --> 00:48:30,041 The University of Kinjanja? Correct. 587 00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:32,911 And they plan to expand to over here. 588 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:35,046 New hall of residence. 589 00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:37,516 Conference center. Swimming pools. 590 00:48:37,616 --> 00:48:41,453 Fascinating. But there's one small problem. 591 00:48:41,553 --> 00:48:45,590 One of the members of the governing board has decided to veto the proposal. 592 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:48,760 Spoilsport. 593 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:54,833 But... what's that got to do with you? I happen to own the land. 594 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,769 I'm also president of the construction company. 595 00:48:57,869 --> 00:49:01,172 In fact, my family once owned all of this land, 596 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,342 almost all of Kinjanja. 597 00:49:03,442 --> 00:49:07,346 Until you British of course came and bought it from my grandfather for... 598 00:49:07,446 --> 00:49:09,648 a hundred pounds, I think. 599 00:49:09,748 --> 00:49:12,684 I think it was called a... compulsory purchase. 600 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,989 And now you're... taking it all back. 601 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:22,494 I can see why the veto must be inconvenient. Most. 602 00:49:22,594 --> 00:49:26,831 But what you can do for me... 603 00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:29,200 is to convince this person to change his mind. 604 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,703 I can? Yes. 605 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:35,674 I assure you, the most appalling things will happen to you if you refuse. 606 00:49:40,945 --> 00:49:45,216 I don't refuse. Oh, good! Wise decision. 607 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:48,152 Now, to make it easier for you, 608 00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:53,024 you can offer this gentlemen... a financial inducement, if you will. 609 00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:58,062 Say, a 100,000 pounds to help him change his mind. 610 00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,565 A hundred grand? Yes. 611 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:06,371 Who do I have to bribe? Sorry... convince. 612 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:08,673 Perhaps you're already friends. 613 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:12,210 His name is Murray. Dr. Alex Murray. 614 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:14,479 Hmm? 615 00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:22,286 Murray. Somehow everything comes back to Murray. 616 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:26,625 Even poor Innocence! He could easily have solved that problem for me. 617 00:50:26,725 --> 00:50:29,461 Sent one of his fleet of shiny new ambulances! 618 00:50:37,536 --> 00:50:39,404 What a preposterous idea! 619 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:42,641 I've never heard anything so outrageous! Do you know what you're saying? 620 00:50:42,741 --> 00:50:47,412 Twenty thousand janjans is only about 200 pounds... 621 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:51,149 for God's sake! Have you gone completely mad? 622 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:54,586 Her majesty's government can't possibly be involved in paying for some... 623 00:50:54,686 --> 00:50:56,788 mumbo jumbo Juju ceremony! 624 00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:59,524 What's that going to look like in the report to Whitehall? 625 00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:02,060 I'm only trying to solve the bloody problem! 626 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,896 You're not going to solve it that way. You hear? 627 00:51:04,996 --> 00:51:10,401 Just because you've managed to get Adekunle on a visit to London... 628 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:13,104 doesn't mean you can rest on your laurels. 629 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:15,907 You're responsible for this innocence business. You alone! 630 00:51:16,007 --> 00:51:17,576 I want it sorted out! 631 00:51:19,143 --> 00:51:21,513 Thanks a lot. 632 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:33,792 I never go like this, monsieur. 633 00:51:33,892 --> 00:51:36,461 Jamais, Jamais! 634 00:51:36,561 --> 00:51:39,664 I beg you. Please don't do this. 635 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:42,901 You go make Shango angry! And no go die well! 636 00:51:43,001 --> 00:51:46,938 Look, you go die now if you don't pull yourself together! 637 00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:53,077 "Movez-vous" vite! 638 00:51:57,215 --> 00:52:01,285 Mon dieu. C'est pas vrai. Non. 639 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,454 Shut up! Take the feet. 640 00:52:03,555 --> 00:52:05,557 The, uh, the-- 641 00:52:05,657 --> 00:52:07,526 the, the, um, um-- 642 00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:12,063 the... pieds! Pieds! 643 00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,900 Watch it! 644 00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:25,877 Maman. 645 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,879 Maman. 646 00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:39,524 Come on. 647 00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:49,267 Merde! Shut up, Friday! 648 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:56,274 Merde! 649 00:52:59,578 --> 00:53:03,347 I think I give my notice, monsieur. 650 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:07,819 I think I go die now. Oh, shut up. Don't be so pathetic. 651 00:53:13,091 --> 00:53:15,059 God, I just remembered. 652 00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:17,395 Merry Christmas, Friday. 653 00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:21,032 A merry bloody Christmas to us both! 654 00:53:40,919 --> 00:53:44,322 Arthur! Merry Christmas. 655 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:46,958 Come in, Leafy. 656 00:53:49,828 --> 00:53:53,598 Notice anything unusual, Leafy? 657 00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:57,168 Unusual? No. 658 00:53:57,268 --> 00:54:01,439 I suppose it's not quite as hot as it was. The staff, man, the staff! 659 00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:04,776 There's not a single member of staff on duty. They're all on strike! 660 00:54:04,876 --> 00:54:06,711 Why? 661 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:11,382 Because the body is gone! Disappeared in the night. 662 00:54:11,482 --> 00:54:13,685 I'm deeply disappointed in you, Leafy. 663 00:54:13,785 --> 00:54:16,420 You've let me down shockingly! Shockingly! 664 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,191 You did tell me to get rid of the body, Arthur. Top priority! 665 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:24,863 I requested that you solve a problem of protocol with the African staff. 666 00:54:24,963 --> 00:54:27,632 Damn it, man! You're employed as the First Secretary, 667 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:30,568 not our resident tomb robber! 668 00:54:30,669 --> 00:54:34,806 Disaster! Utter, utter disaster! 669 00:54:34,906 --> 00:54:38,342 Well, at least the duchess won't have a view of a corpse! 670 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:42,847 But I can't cope with her visit without a staff, you idiot! My god! 671 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,817 What have you done with the body? 672 00:54:45,917 --> 00:54:49,087 Well, it's in my deep freeze. 673 00:54:49,187 --> 00:54:51,255 How macabre. 674 00:54:53,024 --> 00:54:56,294 Next thing, you'll be practicing black magic. 675 00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:59,630 Innocence will come back to work as a zombie, poor thing. 676 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:02,233 Well, it's only temporary for Christ's sake! 677 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:06,170 The deep freeze. Well, I didn't know what to do with the bloody thing! 678 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:09,273 Will you stop beginning all your sentences with "well." 679 00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:11,542 It's intensely irritating. 680 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:14,979 Once that old dragon sees... 681 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:19,083 there's no one here to bring her breakfast in bed, and no one to wash out her knickers, 682 00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:23,254 I'll have as much chance of a knighthood as... the head of the I.R.A.! 683 00:55:24,923 --> 00:55:29,360 They'll leave me out here to rot in this godforsaken country. 684 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,796 I'll be gin-sodden, malarial. 685 00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:33,998 Chloe will leave me. 686 00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:37,936 I'll be living with some lubricious black girl... 687 00:55:38,937 --> 00:55:42,874 down African township. 688 00:55:42,974 --> 00:55:45,877 For God's sake, pull yourself together, Arthur! 689 00:55:45,977 --> 00:55:51,315 Look, when does the duchess actually arrive? In a few hours. 690 00:55:51,415 --> 00:55:55,686 It's over. It's all over! But she won't be coming here directly, right? 691 00:55:55,787 --> 00:55:58,422 She'll be going to the recreation club first. Yes. 692 00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:01,993 And this evening there's a dinner with that bloody Adekunle. 693 00:56:02,093 --> 00:56:06,297 And the Yanks, the Frogs, the Krauts, and the Wops. 694 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:11,569 * 695 00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:14,072 * 696 00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:28,552 Carolyn, what would you like for Christmas? 697 00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:31,155 A present? Yes? 698 00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:33,091 How about-- 699 00:56:34,993 --> 00:56:38,096 A present for a big, beautiful girl! There we are. 700 00:56:38,196 --> 00:56:40,364 I was here in '38. 701 00:56:40,464 --> 00:56:44,635 It was a different story then. Quite different. We ran the place. 702 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:46,838 Things were properly looked after. 703 00:56:46,938 --> 00:56:49,874 Independence was given far too early. 704 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:54,645 Oh, dear. Let's help you. Oh, that's all right. 705 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,648 Let's give you a nice present. 706 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,651 Do you think I could have another "G" and "T"? No ice. Of course. 707 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:03,587 Hello! And who are you? 708 00:57:03,687 --> 00:57:06,991 Trilby. Trilby? What a lovely name. 709 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:10,128 You having a good Christmas? Very good. Yes. 710 00:57:10,228 --> 00:57:12,396 Innocence! 711 00:57:14,065 --> 00:57:18,036 Oh, fuck! I mean... golly, gosh. 712 00:57:18,136 --> 00:57:21,072 Silly Santa. 713 00:57:21,172 --> 00:57:24,342 Adekunle. 714 00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:27,478 one whom we assume will be President, and his wife Celia. 715 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:30,581 Charmed. 716 00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:35,653 And you, my dear, do you really enjoy living in this country? 717 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,355 Of course. It's my home. 718 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:39,790 Yes! 719 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:47,098 Help yourselves, children! There you are. Everybody in! Yes! 720 00:57:51,369 --> 00:57:53,704 Dr. Murray! 721 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:57,842 Ah, excuse me, Dr. Murray. 722 00:57:57,942 --> 00:58:01,145 It seems stupid to say "Who are you?" but who are you? 723 00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:03,681 Leafy! 724 00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:06,817 How very festive. On government business? 725 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:09,153 This is my son, Will. 726 00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:13,457 How do you do? I was just handing out presents for the kiddies. 727 00:58:13,557 --> 00:58:16,995 Season of goodwill and all that. Ho, ho, ho. 728 00:58:17,095 --> 00:58:19,697 Merry Christmas, et cetera. 729 00:58:19,797 --> 00:58:22,833 I didn't realize you're a golfer, Doctor. 730 00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:26,137 I wondered, that is, if you've nothing else on, 731 00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:29,473 if you'd fancy a game... tomorrow, say? 732 00:58:29,573 --> 00:58:32,210 With who? With me. 733 00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:35,346 I thought we should bury the hatchet. 734 00:58:35,446 --> 00:58:37,916 I've never seen you on a golf course. 735 00:58:38,016 --> 00:58:40,784 I, uh, play very odd hours. 736 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:44,755 Yes, because of the job. Crack of dawn some days. 737 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:48,159 What do you say? 738 00:58:48,259 --> 00:58:53,031 All right. Tomorrow, 4:00... p.m. Fabulous. 739 00:58:53,131 --> 00:58:55,066 See you on the first green. 740 00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:58,202 - Tee. Before we start? 741 00:58:58,302 --> 00:59:02,173 The first tee. The green is what we aim for. 742 00:59:02,273 --> 00:59:05,576 Of course we do! What am I thinking of? 743 00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:08,712 All this Christmas spirit, I must be losing my mind. 744 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:12,050 See you tomorrow. I can't wait. 745 00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:37,541 What do you think, Ezekial? 746 00:59:40,111 --> 00:59:43,147 What do you think of this Christmas thing? 747 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:46,584 Do you like it? I like it, sir. 748 00:59:48,152 --> 00:59:52,123 My father didn't like it. Always rushed off his feet. 749 00:59:52,223 --> 00:59:55,426 He was a barman too at Heathrow Airport. 750 00:59:55,526 --> 00:59:58,296 Is a good job, sir. 751 01:00:01,499 --> 01:00:03,301 He died at Christmas. 752 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:08,172 Heart attack. 753 01:00:11,209 --> 01:00:15,746 To think I spent three years... 754 01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:18,649 at that rotten university... 755 01:00:18,749 --> 01:00:22,253 working my bloody guts out. 756 01:00:22,353 --> 01:00:26,024 And then, three years more... 757 01:00:26,124 --> 01:00:28,726 facing those dickheads... 758 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:32,596 at the Civil Service Selection Board... 759 01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:35,333 just so I could end up out here, 760 01:00:35,433 --> 01:00:38,869 dressed as father bloody Christmas, 761 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:42,273 rat-assed and miserable... 762 01:00:42,373 --> 01:00:44,342 with a dead-- 763 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:52,950 Good night! 764 01:00:53,051 --> 01:00:56,754 And a merry bloody Christmas to you all. 765 01:02:18,369 --> 01:02:20,838 Aaah! 766 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,481 Ah, Innocence! 767 01:04:24,127 --> 01:04:26,597 Is that fire out? 768 01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:29,767 Can't imagine what was going on! Bloody natives. 769 01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:31,869 Something idiotic, that's certain. 770 01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:35,273 I'd like to know what we're doing here in this slum. 771 01:04:35,373 --> 01:04:39,910 I understand that there's a marvelous guest suite on the far side of the building. 772 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:44,014 Mr. Fanshawe probably didn't think we warranted it. 773 01:04:44,114 --> 01:04:46,717 Ghastly type he is. 774 01:04:46,817 --> 01:04:48,619 Common as dirt. 775 01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:51,889 That accent doesn't fool me. And that wife! 776 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:54,358 Ha! Hard-faced harridan. 777 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,327 The daughter's sweet, though. 778 01:04:56,427 --> 01:05:00,564 Hmm. Manipulative little vixen, I'd say. 779 01:05:20,551 --> 01:05:22,420 Just going to have a quick shower. 780 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,722 Fix up a couple "G" and "Ts". 781 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:32,530 Aah! Good evening, Duchess. 782 01:05:32,630 --> 01:05:35,766 I promise I won't say anything to anyone about this if you don't. 783 01:05:46,076 --> 01:05:49,313 Ouch! God's sake! 784 01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:54,352 Oh, my... back! 785 01:05:55,353 --> 01:05:58,255 Mr. Leafy! 786 01:05:58,356 --> 01:06:01,759 Monsieur! [ Groaning, Mumbling ] 787 01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:08,666 Oh, thanks! You were a great bloody help tonight, weren't you? 788 01:06:08,766 --> 01:06:13,236 Well, I don't like that Shango, monsieur. All right! 789 01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:16,374 Where did this lot come from? Christmas present, monsieur. 790 01:06:16,474 --> 01:06:19,209 Huh? From Professor Adekunle. 791 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:22,380 Oh, no! 792 01:06:24,582 --> 01:06:26,617 Good afternoon, Leafy. Ah! 793 01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:28,419 Well, who won? 794 01:06:28,519 --> 01:06:33,056 Oh! Slight accident with my gas cooker. Blow back, I think they call it. 795 01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:36,694 - Longing for it. God, yes! 796 01:06:37,795 --> 01:06:40,431 You thinking of turning pro? 797 01:06:40,531 --> 01:06:42,966 Uh... treated myself. Christmas present. 798 01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:47,104 Well, I'm in trouble if your game is on a par with your equipment. 799 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,629 Oh, wonderful putt! 800 01:07:57,808 --> 01:07:59,677 Oooh! 801 01:07:59,777 --> 01:08:04,247 Wonderful game, golf. Yes. You must try it sometime. 802 01:08:04,347 --> 01:08:07,585 * A good man in Africa knows what's good for me and you * 803 01:08:07,685 --> 01:08:09,653 * You better be good 804 01:08:11,522 --> 01:08:15,425 * You better be good I mean what I'm sayin' * 805 01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:18,796 Aaah! 806 01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:32,876 Ahh. 807 01:08:39,016 --> 01:08:41,485 I hope you don't mind me asking, Alex, 808 01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:43,587 but do you like it out here? 809 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:46,624 I mean, in Africa? 810 01:08:46,724 --> 01:08:50,127 Oh, well enough. There's good and bad everywhere. 811 01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:51,962 You're completely content then? 812 01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:59,302 Show me the man who's completely content, and I'll show you the lobotomy scar. 813 01:08:59,402 --> 01:09:02,506 Oh, yes. Thin ice and all that. 814 01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:06,610 But you're not going to retire here. 815 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:10,714 Are you? No. 816 01:09:17,087 --> 01:09:19,056 Back to Scotland? 817 01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:21,058 No. 818 01:09:22,893 --> 01:09:25,428 In fact, 819 01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,698 I'm thinking of Portugal. 820 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:35,839 Houses-- houses in Portugal... 821 01:09:35,939 --> 01:09:39,810 don't come cheap, I would imagine. No. 822 01:09:39,910 --> 01:09:43,280 I bet a hundred thousand pounds would come in useful. 823 01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:46,584 A hundred thousand pounds? Yes. 824 01:09:46,684 --> 01:09:48,619 Cut to the chase, Leafy. 825 01:09:50,721 --> 01:09:55,292 I will give you 100,000 pounds if... 826 01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:57,327 if you do something. 827 01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:00,664 And what do I have to do? 828 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:04,868 Uh... you have to put in a positive report on the university extensions. 829 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:08,005 So... 830 01:10:08,105 --> 01:10:11,141 Adekunle's got the English to carry out his garbage now. 831 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:16,914 What has he got on you? Nothing. Anyway... 832 01:10:17,014 --> 01:10:20,017 it's not Adekunle. Come on. 833 01:10:20,117 --> 01:10:23,520 Look, couldn't you, you know, just turn a blind eye? 834 01:10:23,621 --> 01:10:26,423 I-If this doesn't come off, he'll-- 835 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:29,860 You're in the wrong game. Why don't you just get yourself out of here? 836 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,096 And what about my bloody career? Your career? 837 01:10:33,196 --> 01:10:36,199 You have more chance on the P.G.A. Tour. 838 01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:37,901 I know I've been a bloody fool. 839 01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:40,570 Well, at least we agree on something. 840 01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:46,109 Why oppose his plans? What's wrong with the university extensions? 841 01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:48,746 Adekunle will make millions from the deal, 842 01:10:48,846 --> 01:10:51,314 and that's nothing to what he'll steal when he's President. 843 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:56,754 And I'm not endorsing crooked politicians in Africa nor anywhere else. 844 01:10:56,854 --> 01:11:00,357 You won't be endorsing him, just not opposing him. 845 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:04,094 One way or another, he's gonna get what he wants. So why not take his money? 846 01:11:04,194 --> 01:11:08,799 Christ! You've worked out here for years for a pittance. 847 01:11:08,899 --> 01:11:10,801 I'm sorry you don't understand. 848 01:11:10,901 --> 01:11:14,304 I'll be using my veto. 849 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,636 I'd been rude, sulking, 850 01:11:46,737 --> 01:11:51,909 bullying, selfish, unpleasant, hypocritical, cowardly and conceited. 851 01:11:52,009 --> 01:11:55,746 A normal sort of week? Yes. 852 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,784 But am I... 853 01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:04,021 any different from anyone else in this country, 854 01:12:04,121 --> 01:12:08,692 in this wide, swarming world? 855 01:12:18,969 --> 01:12:21,739 Hazel, where are you going? I go to vote. 856 01:12:21,839 --> 01:12:25,108 Oh, Jesus! The election. 857 01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:31,715 How long have I been here? You come yesterday. 858 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:35,052 You be drunk. Who are you going to vote for? 859 01:12:35,152 --> 01:12:38,355 Mmm-hmm! As if I didn't know. 860 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:40,758 Vote K.N.P. for a united Kinjanja! For a united Kinjanja. 861 01:12:40,858 --> 01:12:43,326 Yes, yes, I know. I know. 862 01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:54,271 It is a day of celebration throughout Nkongsamba... 863 01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:59,409 as the K.N.P. party led by professor Sam Adekunle has taken power, 864 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,745 ousting the ruling K.I.P. party... 865 01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:03,747 with a swing of 14%. 866 01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:08,351 Professor Adekunle, seen here arriving this afternoon at the downtown Hilton... 867 01:13:08,451 --> 01:13:12,255 has stressed in his campaign the elimination of corruption in Nkongsamba. 868 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:16,493 He has promised that the country will undergo an unprecedented year of prosperity. 869 01:13:18,295 --> 01:13:21,198 We hope to bring you an interview with him later in the program. 870 01:13:25,035 --> 01:13:27,270 What would I do without you, Friday? 871 01:13:27,370 --> 01:13:29,439 I don't know, monsieur. 872 01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,542 You look tres elegant, tres chic. 873 01:13:32,642 --> 01:13:35,512 Thank you, Friday. Nice of you to say so. 874 01:13:37,047 --> 01:13:41,051 But your face, monsieur. Thank you, Friday. 875 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:45,022 But for the moment, there's nothing I can do about that. 876 01:13:45,122 --> 01:13:47,224 Adekunle has come through with the oil lease. 877 01:13:47,324 --> 01:13:49,259 All signed. 878 01:13:49,359 --> 01:13:52,762 How does it sound? Sir Arthur Fanshawe. 879 01:13:52,863 --> 01:13:54,998 Richly deserved... sir. 880 01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:57,734 Thank you, Morgan. Ah! Here we are. 881 01:13:57,835 --> 01:14:01,471 Here he is, Duchess, the only member of my team you haven't met. 882 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,573 First Secretary Morgan Leafy. 883 01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:06,209 He's a good man. 884 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,745 How do you do, ma'am? How do you do, Mr. Leafy? 885 01:14:08,846 --> 01:14:11,949 You know, you seem oddly familiar to me. 886 01:14:12,049 --> 01:14:14,818 Have we met before? Don't think so, ma'am. 887 01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:20,557 Perhaps you once had a beard. Facial hair so alters a man's appearance. 888 01:14:22,860 --> 01:14:25,328 Another "G" and "T" please, Arthur. 889 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:27,030 No ice. Morgan! 890 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:29,299 Whatever happened to your face? 891 01:14:29,399 --> 01:14:31,501 Uh, cigarette lighter. 892 01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:34,838 Adjusted the flame the wrong way, and... whoomph! Dear me! 893 01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:39,242 I just wanted to say I thought you were a success as Father Christmas. 894 01:14:39,342 --> 01:14:42,745 Oh! Oh, right, Chloe. Yes. Well, look, thanks a lot. 895 01:14:42,846 --> 01:14:45,182 It was-- It was so much fun. 896 01:14:45,282 --> 01:14:48,518 Yes, it was, uh, most interesting. 897 01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:51,654 Mr. President, I must congratulate you on your victory. 898 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:55,058 Thank you, Mrs. Fanshawe. May I borrow your First Secretary for a moment? 899 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:57,094 We have some business. Of course. 900 01:14:57,194 --> 01:15:01,999 So, I assume your discussion with Dr. Murray... 901 01:15:02,099 --> 01:15:04,434 was satisfactory, huh? Um-- 902 01:15:04,534 --> 01:15:07,637 No, actually. No. 903 01:15:07,737 --> 01:15:10,073 There's a slight problem there. 904 01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:14,111 He is going to veto the project. What? 905 01:15:14,211 --> 01:15:17,147 Listen, Mr. Leafy, increase the offer. 906 01:15:17,247 --> 01:15:20,350 Make it 200,000 pounds. It wouldn't do any good. 907 01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:24,888 He's just... one of those people. Maybe the last one left. 908 01:15:24,988 --> 01:15:28,992 An incorruptible. Oh. 909 01:15:29,092 --> 01:15:34,664 In that case, Mr. Leafy, I would not advise you to invest in any pension plans. 910 01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:37,500 Your career could be short, 911 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,203 as well as inglorious. 912 01:15:54,952 --> 01:15:57,254 Coming. 913 01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:06,029 Celia! Where have you been? 914 01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:09,199 Celia, be careful. I've been trying to find you for days. 915 01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:12,435 What happened to your face? Well-- 916 01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:15,738 there was this child trapped in a burning house, and-- 917 01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:19,042 No, no. It was just an accident. 918 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:26,283 I'm leaving him, Morgan. Who? 919 01:16:26,383 --> 01:16:29,619 Sam, of course. And I need your help. 920 01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:33,323 My help? Why would-- You have to get me a British passport. 921 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:36,626 What are you talking about? You know the situation. 922 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:41,931 When I married Sam, I had to give up my British citizenship. 923 01:16:42,032 --> 01:16:46,469 And now to get a British passport I need his permission in writing. 924 01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:48,671 He'll never give it. 925 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:52,109 But you can get one for me, Morgan. It's easy for you. 926 01:16:56,513 --> 01:16:58,315 I see. 927 01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:04,287 I think I... see a lot of things. 928 01:17:06,189 --> 01:17:11,094 Let's face it. If I'd just come to your office and applied, 929 01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:13,997 you'd have told me to get Sam's authorization. 930 01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:17,067 Wasn't my method more exciting? 931 01:17:18,568 --> 01:17:22,839 Yes. 932 01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:27,810 Well, it's going to be a bit difficult. I'm leaving, resigning. 933 01:17:27,910 --> 01:17:31,748 Resigning? Ooh! 934 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:36,586 Oh, Morgan. Oh. 935 01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:40,190 Don't worry, Celia. 936 01:17:40,290 --> 01:17:43,260 You'll get your passport. 937 01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:50,433 We want Fanshawe! 938 01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:56,673 English out! 939 01:17:56,773 --> 01:17:59,776 Come out, Fanshawe! 940 01:18:07,284 --> 01:18:11,554 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 941 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:16,025 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 942 01:18:16,126 --> 01:18:18,128 Fanshawe is doer of the imperialists. 943 01:18:22,499 --> 01:18:23,933 Imperialist dog? 944 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,936 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 945 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,172 British out of Kinjanja! 946 01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:32,442 Fanshawe out of Kinjanja! 947 01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,283 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 948 01:18:41,418 --> 01:18:43,553 Put out the lights! Put out the lights! 949 01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:52,095 Leafy! This is your doing, Leafy! 950 01:18:52,195 --> 01:18:54,731 I'm holding you responsible! It's my fault? 951 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,667 How can it be my fault? 952 01:18:57,767 --> 01:19:01,471 It seems to me as if Mr. Fanshawe is the object of their hatred. 953 01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:03,773 If he goes, perhaps they'll leave us alone. 954 01:19:03,873 --> 01:19:06,276 Don't be ridiculous. Go out there? They'll lynch me. 955 01:19:06,376 --> 01:19:09,346 But it is I think our only chance. Next they'll take the house. 956 01:19:09,446 --> 01:19:12,949 Muller is right. You... should leave. Take him out. 957 01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:15,285 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 958 01:19:15,385 --> 01:19:18,821 How dare you! Get your hands off my husband! 959 01:19:20,823 --> 01:19:24,127 This common African country of yours is finished! 960 01:19:24,227 --> 01:19:28,598 Hold it! Hold it! Listen! 961 01:19:28,698 --> 01:19:30,233 I-I've got an idea. 962 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:33,102 This better be good, Leafy. They want Arthur, right? 963 01:19:33,203 --> 01:19:36,072 So, we'll give them Arthur! 964 01:19:36,173 --> 01:19:39,075 - Morgan! - Leafy, are you out of your mind? 965 01:19:39,176 --> 01:19:41,911 No, not you, Arthur. Me! I'll go in your place. 966 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:43,846 What? No! 967 01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:49,252 Yes. You're too valuable a man for the diplomatic corps to lose. 968 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:51,221 - That's true. - Come on. We'll change clothes here. 969 01:19:51,321 --> 01:19:53,556 In the dark, they'll never know! 970 01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:56,559 Well, come on! We all look the same to them anyway! 971 01:19:56,659 --> 01:19:59,128 Nonsense. Mr.-- 972 01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:01,198 Mr. Dalmire should go. Me? 973 01:20:01,298 --> 01:20:04,133 He more closely resembles Mr. Fanshawe. 974 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:11,140 [ Crowd Outside Whistling, Cheering ] 975 01:20:11,241 --> 01:20:13,510 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 976 01:20:38,034 --> 01:20:40,337 Morgan, you need a mustache. 977 01:20:47,410 --> 01:20:50,980 My darling, heroic Morgie. 978 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,516 Priss! 979 01:20:53,616 --> 01:20:55,518 See you soon, 980 01:20:55,618 --> 01:20:58,488 if you're not torn to pieces. 981 01:20:58,588 --> 01:21:01,424 Wait! I'm coming with you. 982 01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:04,861 I forbid it. Chloe, I really don't think-- 983 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:08,498 Oh, shut up, Arthur. It'll be more convincing if we both go. 984 01:21:08,598 --> 01:21:10,667 Arthur would never make a dash for it without me. 985 01:21:10,767 --> 01:21:12,635 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 986 01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:14,404 Morgan? 987 01:21:14,504 --> 01:21:19,242 - I shall never forget this. - Neither will I. 988 01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,411 Fanshawe! Fanshawe! 989 01:21:21,511 --> 01:21:23,580 Right! 990 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:19,302 I'll change it. I'll give you a hand. 991 01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:27,910 Oh, my God! 992 01:22:28,010 --> 01:22:29,846 Come on, Chloe! 993 01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:59,108 There's Fanshawe! C'mon! Shit! 994 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:01,911 Come on! 995 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:27,904 God! No! 996 01:23:33,610 --> 01:23:36,679 Over here! Over here! 997 01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:39,115 Shit! 998 01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:42,819 [ Machinegun Fire Continues ] 999 01:24:38,841 --> 01:24:40,877 Chloe! 1000 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:48,751 * 1001 01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:02,264 We-- We request your assistance. 1002 01:25:02,364 --> 01:25:05,101 Mon dieu! Say, monsieur Leafy. 1003 01:25:05,201 --> 01:25:08,871 Friday, what are you doing here? Tonight is my night off. 1004 01:25:08,971 --> 01:25:13,142 And this be my friend's bar. This is Friday, my cook. 1005 01:25:13,242 --> 01:25:16,078 Friday, we need a lift into town. 1006 01:25:20,149 --> 01:25:23,285 Morgie, do you remember that day? 1007 01:25:23,385 --> 01:25:25,254 What day? 1008 01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:30,059 That day you came to try on the Santa Claus outfit. 1009 01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:31,961 Well, what about it? 1010 01:25:32,061 --> 01:25:34,096 I've been thinking about you since then. 1011 01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:38,835 A lot. 1012 01:25:38,935 --> 01:25:42,238 Have you, Chloe? 1013 01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:45,007 You... Ahh! Ahh! 1014 01:25:45,107 --> 01:25:46,976 Stallion. 1015 01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:53,616 Chloe, my God! Wha-- I can't leave you tonight without-- 1016 01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:58,120 I want our loins to mingle. 1017 01:25:58,220 --> 01:26:00,189 Ah! Mon dieu! 1018 01:26:09,966 --> 01:26:13,169 Who are you? What you do here? 1019 01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:15,337 British High Commission. 1020 01:26:15,437 --> 01:26:19,576 We have been attending your President's victory celebrations. 1021 01:26:19,676 --> 01:26:22,044 Sorry. We had demonstrators here. 1022 01:26:22,144 --> 01:26:25,848 We've got to be vigilant. Of course, Officer. 1023 01:26:31,153 --> 01:26:32,922 So, what's happened here? 1024 01:26:33,022 --> 01:26:36,058 We collided with that ambulance. Anyone hurt? 1025 01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:40,997 Yes, sir. The driver was killed, one man hurt. 1026 01:26:41,097 --> 01:26:43,165 Most serious. 1027 01:26:43,265 --> 01:26:45,735 One white man. 1028 01:27:07,489 --> 01:27:09,491 Murray! 1029 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:13,830 I don't believe it! 1030 01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:18,134 Happens just when... you least expect it. 1031 01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:21,270 Silly little... accident. 1032 01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:25,274 We've got to move you, get you out of here. No, no. 1033 01:27:25,374 --> 01:27:29,345 Can't be moved. 1034 01:27:29,445 --> 01:27:31,781 What are you up to now? 1035 01:27:31,881 --> 01:27:35,084 I-- I was at Adekunle's-- 1036 01:27:35,184 --> 01:27:37,453 It's all too complicated. 1037 01:27:37,553 --> 01:27:40,322 But listen, I'm following your advice. 1038 01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:43,960 Really? Yes, really. 1039 01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:46,328 I'm sorry about what I've done and said. 1040 01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:49,265 You were right. 1041 01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:53,636 Alex, this is so fucking unfair! 1042 01:27:53,736 --> 01:27:57,774 Aah, you're right this time. 1043 01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:02,912 Thin ice. 1044 01:28:05,147 --> 01:28:09,385 Thanks... for being here, Morgan. 1045 01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:13,322 It's very good of you. 1046 01:28:13,422 --> 01:28:16,693 I'm gonna turn in Adekunle. They'll all know about your veto. 1047 01:28:16,793 --> 01:28:19,428 We'll get him! We'll finish him in politics. 1048 01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:22,665 Don't you worry-- Some other time, eh? 1049 01:28:22,765 --> 01:28:25,134 I haven't got all night. 1050 01:28:32,374 --> 01:28:35,778 - I have to say this. 1051 01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:40,616 You look bloody ridiculous in that outfit. 1052 01:29:02,972 --> 01:29:05,775 Why Murray? 1053 01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:10,880 Why Murray, a good man like that? 1054 01:29:10,980 --> 01:29:12,982 There aren't many of 'em around. 1055 01:29:13,082 --> 01:29:16,819 Kojo, Isaiah, Friday, Murray. 1056 01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:36,472 Poor Murray. 1057 01:29:36,572 --> 01:29:38,741 Dead... like innocence. 1058 01:29:38,841 --> 01:29:42,678 Bloody Shango. 1059 01:29:42,779 --> 01:29:44,814 Bastard! 1060 01:29:57,827 --> 01:29:59,862 Morgie! 1061 01:29:59,962 --> 01:30:03,766 Chloe! Forgot about her. Morgie! 1062 01:30:03,866 --> 01:30:07,804 Not so sure about this at all. 1063 01:30:07,904 --> 01:30:11,073 Murray said I was in the wrong game. 1064 01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:13,943 Time to find a new one, I think. 1065 01:30:14,043 --> 01:30:17,313 So, Kojo, everything ready? 1066 01:30:17,413 --> 01:30:21,851 Some person moved the body three days ago, sir. Yes. 1067 01:30:21,951 --> 01:30:24,620 Mr. Fanshawe told me. Bad business. 1068 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,923 There's never been respect. Never, sir. 1069 01:30:27,023 --> 01:30:31,093 I know, I know. That's why I've decided to do something. 1070 01:30:33,629 --> 01:30:36,398 Tell Ijeoma it's a gift. 1071 01:30:36,498 --> 01:30:39,568 Thank you, sir. You're a good man, Mr. Leafy. 1072 01:30:39,668 --> 01:30:42,671 Think so? 1073 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:46,208 Well, better late than never. 1074 01:30:46,308 --> 01:30:50,546 * 1075 01:31:28,717 --> 01:31:30,519 *